Today isn't Friday the 13th

I swear his has to be the worst Wednesday ever which have sucks because I love Wednesdays. Today in homeroom I was fine but I no pockets on my jacket so I couldn't keep my phone and my iPod on me :(. I'm so very convinced the hallway is going to blow up so I always keep my stuff on me. Luckily I have a very good friend named Lexi who let me keep my things in her bag. Love you Lexi! Then science well science was okay we learned about electricity which i'll admit is kinda cool. Then in reading I sat by my friend Jannika and we listen to music with my earphones. Then it was time to go to music and I put them around my neck. Towards then end of music I was about to grab my earphones when looky looky they weren't there anymore! I'm really convinced someone took them right off me and I'm determined to find them because there's no earphones like iPod earphones. Okay yes I have 2 iPods so 2 sets of earphones. Still those were my favorite they were like the love of my life and now they're gone. I will not and I repeat NOT let another one of my loves slip through my fingers. So if you don't mind if you've found earphones let me know I have algebra 1 first then physical science reading with Mrs. Shoulders music PE with Coach Cook and finally social studies with Mr. Hlcomb. Or you can give them to someone who knows me and will get them to me safely. DON'T BE A STEIF STEIVES ARE NOT COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Okay this is coming from my iPod touh that I just got yesterday and I couldn't get the picture to come up but I left the link it's mainly for Alvin it's what my home screen of my iPod is yea so yea I named her torelei after his monster high doll and I ain't sure if I'm spelling it right but that's howbim spellin it. Torelei here is very adament she doesn't like to comply (or sync) with spotify which is just like an iTunes library and pandora mixed together because you can listen to whateva you want. But she just won't do it and she even made iTunes defiant but if I could get Tomomi (my nano 4th generation)to sync than I'm sure I can get Torelei to do it too. Oh also if you have an iPod touch get an instagram and find me @InsanePizzaCreature2!

No,No! :(

Shift (sorry that's what i did) Just kidding. Recently me and some friends have been saying Yeah, yeah over and over again. It's kind of like  the phrase "Like a boss". You pretty much say it when you are satisfied with something you've said or done. It's fun to do and after a couple of times it gets addicting and you are always saying it. This blog is so empty i"m going to add a picture and here i go.
I LOVe TiGERs Don'T You They Are SO Cool HAHaHHAhAHhHhaHAhHAhAHHAhahHAhA

Yeah,Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I Was Out Of Ideas So I Decided To Write A Story From The Point Of View Of A Knife In A Thief's Pocket And Capitalize Every Word In This Paragraph. So Here I Go.
           "Oh Goodness It's This Guy Again. Why Doesn't He Get A Life. I Use To Have One Before This Guy Started To Think It Was Okay To Commit Crimes With Me As His Accomplice. I Used To Dream Of Being That Knife On TV That Sliced All The Vegetables And Tomatoes! Oh How I Love Tomatoes. Well I Gotta Stop Now He's Coming To Get Me." 
             I've Lived A Horrible Life Ever Since This Guy Found Me On The Street. I Am A ______________ Knife And I _____________________________________. I've Always Wondered How This Guy Feels About Me Because All He Seems To Do Is Jab Me Through The Flesh Of Humans And It Has Left Me Painfully Scarred. Literally, It Has Left Me Painfully Scarred. I'm Not As Sharp As I Was When I Came From The Manufacturer. My Handle Is Dull And I've Lost My Shine. My Friends Use To Tease Me And Call Me Sunny Because I Sparkled In Any Light Even The Darkness. I Know This May Sound Cruel But I'm Waiting For The Day He Puts Me In That Cursed Pocket Handle First And He Gets A Taste Of Suffering Humans Go Through When They Are Victims Of His Evil Wrath. Sigh, Another Day Another Robbery. He Has No Bounds. What A Poor Man He Is. If I Could Just Get A Moment To Talk To Him- Oh No Time For Action. I Scream and Cry When He Starts His Killings Not Many Can Hear Me . Only One Person Has, And Obviously He Was Too Chicken To Stop Him. Oh Well My Job Is Done And Now Back To- *Crack* Oh No My Blade Has Broken. The Thief Has Dropped Me And Split. He'll Be In Jail In No Time Now. As I Lay Here And Wait For Death to Come The Police Have Arrived Knowing It's The Work Of Jack Wimblesnout Known To His Friends As The Violent Storm. Pretty Soon My Short Story Will Come To An End An End An I Know I Will Be Missed Unless That Person Saves Me...

So how you like my story. Pretty good if I say so myself. I decided I wasn't going to put anything in for the blanks to make it more fun so you decide what goes in the blanks.

Happy Birthday Finally

Well my birthday was yesterday and i didn't get what i wanted. I got some clothes chocolate video games and a Spongebob DVD, but it's all good. I started my day off with 2 new episodes of Spongebob which were awesome. Then I went skating for the 1st time in like 3 or 4 years, and realized i'm not good on inline like I was in 1st grade but i need to relearn cuz I feel like if you can do inline you're the best there is. Then I went to Ruby Tuesdays to eat. It was pretty good; I had shrimp and ribs. Then I came home and watched the Kids Choice Awards which was pretty good it was much better,better, and slimier than the ones before. While I was watching those I ate my ice cream cake; it had tinker bell on it. Then i stayed up til about 12 to enjoy that last minutes of turning 14 (even though technically I was 14 at about 7:00). Now I'm just about as old as old as all my friends and I've saved my money up to get the one thing I wanted. Me,myself, and I: the only three people who'll get you what you ACTUALLY wanted.

7 Signs It's Time To Take A Bath

I'm not trying to go in any order cuz i really suck at crap like that so here i go (yea ima number them but disregard them THEY ARE NOT RANK NUMBERS)
1.) You start to itch
2.)You can smell yourself without trying
3.)Possibly (more likely if you're a girl) you are unusually hairy
4.)When you walk past a dumpster you walk past like a boss
5.)You sign documents by licking your finger
6.) People do this for this length of time

7.)All these pictures some one would show/text/email you 

Finishing My Story Once Again

Have you noticed i write really long blogs? I don't mean to; on to my story.


He leans down and gives her a quick squeeze that barely counts as a hug and walks away. Tracy sat there scowling at Taylor while Taylor stared down in astonishment. "Did you see that?" she asked Tracy. "Oh i saw it alright," she replied "I sure did see it." After music class came gym. She was hoping that maybe she'd get a chance to talk to Billy a little in there. As she walked out of the locker room to the gym she adjusted her shirt, fixed her a little, and looked up. Tracy was flirting with Billy Fishkins! She was really angry then she was about to run up to them and have a "word" with Tracy when all the lights went out. There was a loud cacophony of screams and above all the noise Taylor heard Billy scream- you know what this story is takin way too long to finish an i doubt anyone is reading it anyway so unless i get about 10 comments I'm not finishing it I need to get back on topic or pick one at least..........

Frowny Face

So you know that one post about the stuff i wanted for my birthday? Well lucky me ain't gettin none of it. I feel as if this'll be the worse day of my life. I know i sound so negative and should look on the brighter side but right now i see no brighter side. All i see is a deep, dark abyss with a swirling storm and little ol me walkin through with nothin but a blanket it on. I feel extremely cantankerous that i can't stand it. I literally want to blow my brains out metaphorically. (Haha did i get you there?) Anyway i'm extremely angry that i might explode but according to science (thanks Mr. Campos) that wont happen. Thank goodness. Before i go i want to state teachers that'll go down in history for me:
My 1st kindergarten teacher (i remember her name just don't feel like lookin up how to spell it):She brought me a powerpuff girl coloring book with glittery crayons when i was super sick close to dying when i was 5
My 2nd kindergarten teacher Mrs. Gilbert: Her class was a K/1st split and i didn't think about it then but that meant a lot.
My 1st grade teacher Mrs. Stone: Again her class was a 1st/2nd split and that was cool. Plus she was extremely nice.
My 2nd grade teacher Mrs. Macy: Once again her class was a 2nd/3rd split and the last split class i had before i moved to Kansas. She also made me clean up spit i spit on the floor because i put a puffball in my mouth (Not my brightest moment) and then started talkin about how that'd make people sick and how once she had throw up coming out of her nose XP. Then she cried to the whole class about how we were messing up her stuff and she made me cry too so that's when i realized i was soft. And that was also the last time i saw my bff Asia.........
My 3rd grade teacher Mrs. Kenny: The first time i saw her name i pronounced it keeny like zucchini
My 4th grade teacher Mrs. Nix: i had some fun and drama in that class and her last name was the same as my cousins last name
My 5th grade teacher Mrs. Morris: At the end of a performance she told me and benji to scoot closer to hide her pregnant stomach
My 6th grade math and social studies teacher Mrs. Emerson and Mrs. Glass: Mrs. Emerson always "claimed" i showed too much chest and Mrs. Glass was pregnant
All my 7th grade teachers:They made that year the best year ever and they were all really nice except Mrs. Lott the math teacher. It wasn't that she wasn't nice she just had the same problem mr 6th grade math teacher did. This year so far my reading,science, and social studies teacher: My reading teacher Mrs. Shoulders's class so far we've been on computers and that was cool. My science teacher so far is harsh and mean. I don't like him but i respect him and he was the first person to ever make me think. Finally my social studies teacher Mr. Halcomb told me the meaning behind the lyric "You can call us aaron burr from the way were dropping hamiltons" I'll never forget that so yea that's it.

Randomness

Numbers numbers numbers. Oh how i love numbers. Math is the one subject that I'm down with. It's honestly the only subject that makes perfect sense. Well that and science but still math is the top dog. I like math because 2+2 will always equal 4. There's no other way to change it like there is in reading. If i had a different teacher at the current moment I'd probably love science too because a hydrogen atom will always have one electron. So yea me and numbers get along really well we just love each other we can't help it if i could i would marry numbers they are so cool cuz like numbers are everywhere so it's kinda of hard not to love numbers. It pains me to here people are failing math or hate math and I'm like your whole body is technically composed of numbers they are so cool especially big numbers like 73,957,923,759,178,957,198,345,709,834,756,984,376,873,419,869,386 so yea numbers rock don't dis them.

Finishing my story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My fried Taylor the main character of my story did not like the way it ended. So I decided to "finish" it to make her feel better.

Taylor this one is for you.

She walks into the bathroom another day spent all by herself. Janie,Tracy, and Allie all had boyfriends and she didn't think they were much better than her. She attempts to fix her hair and changes out of her jamies (like pajamas without the pa and add ies). She gets on the bus and sits in her seat all by herself. She doesn't have an iPod like 70% of the students did. She didn't even have a cellphone and she was in the 9th grade! After evaluating how crappy her life really was she hit her head against the window and groaned. Just at that moment Billy Fishkins, the hottest guy in school, sat in the seat with her and said "Hey it's not all that bad, it could be worse". She turned to him and said "I have a major fear of killer whales". He just stared at her strangely and sat in a different seat. Upon entering said school she met up with her friend Janie. Janie was excited. Too excited. She was three excited get it hahahahahaha. Her boyfriend had just bought her a ring with her birthstone in it: aquamarine. Janie was too excited to notice Taylor's gloom so she said "Yea uh Janie I'll catch you later." and walked to class. Then that's where she met Tracy and Allie. Allie and Jannie where good friends of Taylor but neither of them could compare to Tracy. Tracy knew when Taylor was upset. As soon as she saw Taylor, Tracy jumped and rushed to sit beside her. "What's wrong Kitty Tay Tay?" That was her nickname for taylor. "I embarrassed myself in front of Billy Fishkins she started to explain. Tracy knew to herself Taylor would never be good for Billy Fishkins because she was too plain but she was too polite to tell her that. "Don't worry Kitty Tay Tay you'll get your chance with him" she said. "But you'll have to beat me to the punch" she murmured. "What was that, Tracy?" Taylor asked. "Oh nothing sweetie just thinking about the test we have today" Tracy replied. After math class was over next she had science. Then reading which was an a 2 period block that took forever. Finally she arrived at music her favorite class of the day. Tracy, Janie and Allie were all waiting for her when she got there. As soon as she sat down Billy Fishkins came over and asked "Do you have a pencil I can borrow?" A wave of nausea washed over her. She open her zipper pouch to find a pencil. She could barely grip anything she was so nervous because he was so hot! She handed him a pencil and he flashed a smile of gratitude. What happened next she thought was 200% in her own dreamworld.
What do you think will happen next? You'll see when I feel like finishing it don't rush me! ;)

Re: Happy Birthday To Me!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know this wont be much of a blog post but here's pictures of everything I want for my birthday:

Riddle Box Gloves,

White iPod touch (32 GB perferrably it's so beautiful i wanna stroke it through the screen)

Carnival Of Carnage Jacket (did you know carnage meant massacre)

Carnival Of Carnage T-shirt (yea I'm totally aware that's a dude but ICP is more of a guy thing cuz you know girls these days huh)

Story Time Story Time Story Time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STORY TIME STORY TIME STORY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                    ~Patrick Star
Okay I'm gonna write a story that ends tragically here I go: It was February 14 and Taylor was getting ready for the Valentine's Day Dance. She was super pumped for it mainly because she was going with cutest guy in school Billy Fishkins! She went shopping a couple of weeks ago with her friends Tracy, Janie and Allie. She picked out a short,sleeveless,shocking,yellow dress with ruffles at the bottom and sequins on the top. Janie just texted her "Where are you girly we're outside waiting for you". So taylor checks her makeup hair and dress one last time. She turns toward the door to walk out and at first it didn't turn. She tried again and again but it still wouldn't open. She was about to text Janie that she was stuck in the bathroom and her phone died. She found that quite strange. "Weird, I just charged this thing" she said to herself. Then at the minute the lights when out. She turns around and in the mirror is a little girl. She looks as if her was wet and she was white as copy paper. She looked up and said "You will go nowhere until you repent for your sins." Then the floor falls through and she is plunged into a deep internal darkness. Then when she "lands" a weird person looking thing shows up. He was green, wore a weird hat and held a wand in one hand and a bird on his finger on the other hand. He swung his wand a big music box showed up. It started to play a little melody and when it opened a fog sort of thing came out and started to suffocate her. Then she fell through the floor and was never seen again. Then she awoke from her sleep and realized that there was no dance. It was March 23. There was no beautiful yellow dress or Billy Fishkins. She was just a nerdy lookin girl with ragged clothing because of the horrible economy. She got out of bed and went for the bathroom..........
I don't know if you noticed but there where allusions to Spongebob Squarepants, The Great Milenko, and the Riddle Box.

Out Of Ideas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today I actually had to use a link for my blog and I saw two interesting ones. On this post I'm gonna do the top 12 things I'd buy with my last 20$ so here I go. (I'm not very good at list like this so I'll try my best)
12.Something for someone else
11.Jewelery
10.Pairs of socks
9.A book
8.A new jacket
7.An iTunes card
6.A really cute pair of shoes
5.A movie ticket with to go see a movie with some friends
4.Earphones
3.ICP gloves
2.ICP t-shirt
1. An ICP CD
 Well there you have it folks 12 things i'd get with my last 20$ although if i only had one Jackson i wouldn't be getting much of anything.

Happy Birthday To Me!

No today is not my birthday. Well maybe when you're reading this it is but I don't know. My birthday is coming up soon (end of March) and I already know what I want. Problem is I'm not even worthy of it yet. My mother is all about grades (no she's not Asian) and I decided once I got my grades to what she will accept (all A's and a B in one particular subject) then I will ask her for what I want. Conveniently I'm turning fourteen and I want four things. I want an iPod touch (32 GB preferably), This totally cool ICP shirt I saw, an awesome ICP hoodie, and the coolest ICP fingerless gloves. I know it sounds like a lot but I think this is the most I've ever asked for out of all my years of asking for birthday stuff. Later on I might load pictures of the shirt, hoodie, and gloves (i'm sure everyone knows what an iPod touch looks like but I'll load it anyway) if I feel like it.

Normal vs. Weird

At my age, some people are trying to be more mature for the later years. They will be the normal adults. The ones that aren't and like mixing things together at lunch and then eating it, are most likely the ones who will be the weird adults. I guess you can kinda say the music you listen to tells if you are weird or not. Think about it. If you listened to music by Swanky The Dogfish and music by Mozart people would have a different opinion of you. Another thing the clothes you wear. I don't wanna be rude to any businessmen and women out there but all I see is normal people in gray business suits. Weird people would be clashing green, yellow, pink, and red. All I can say is that there is a lot of things that can make a person weird but these are like the basic 2 (or 3 i guess).

You tube Is Hilarious

The other day I was on you tube and I saw this video in my recommended list and it was called he slapped his mama so I'm like oh this outta be good. So I click on it and all I see so far is a Dr. Phil clip and I'm like I was so gipped but there was a mama talkin to her kid and he told her to shutup and then he slapped her and then it replayed about 6 times then the guy comes up talking about how shocked he was that that kid slapped his mama and he was crackin me up. The dude's name is luanlegacy and he is super hilarious and he talks super fast sometimes you barely be knowin what he sayin. Anyway he's really funny and if you don't already know him you should check him out!!!!!!!!!
He slapped his mama!!!!!!!!

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In Yo Face by Insane Clown Posse

Life Is So Cruel

Okay I went to the movies on Sunday with some friends. I saw Man On A Ledge and I recommend everyone see it because that movie was toooooooo good it's the best PG-13 movie I've ever seen!!!! Anyway after the movie, we went and walked around the mall but first we went to Spencers because my friend saw the perfect ICP shirt for me and i was gonna get it this time around. We walk in there and my friend, Katelyn Mooney, went  into psycho mode and started screaming WHY IT WAS RIGHT HERE AND THEY REPLACED IT WITH THIS?! And me I was utterly confused because I'm like what was here and at that time one of the workers were passing by and she's standing and staring like oh crap I'm about to lose my job. Then Katelyn calms down and says oh she (referring to me) was looking for the ICP shirt and the lady shows me another one not even half as cool as the one Katelyn described to me so then we just left. (By the way I didn't mention what the shirt was replaced with. It was these skimpy little pieces of fabric that you could barely call clothing.) P.S. I've had this ICP song stuck in my head all through reading today so later I'm gonna post the video because the video is even better than the song.

La La La La La La La La La La.......

I don't have much to talk about right now nothing big has happened to me yet. Unless you count the fact that i'm gonna die today. NOT LITERALLY, I hope. You see, I am a good student and all but recently my physical science grade was shot out of the air and buried 6 feet deep. Yeap it's a D to be exact and surprisingly I'm indifferent to it though cuz I know peeps with grades lower than me but then there's people (friends to be exact) that are doing better than me (that for me is unacceptable i get secretly competitive when it comes to friends and grades). I really don't know what to do about it since it's a high school class (and no I'm not in high school) and teach don't do extra credit. All I can say is hopefully I don't die today and it'll reach an 85 (minimum grade for the class) before i get tossed out the door and forced to take regular math *shudder*.

In This World....

In this world there is only 2 groups of people; the Normals and the Weirds. There. Is. No. In. Be. Tween. I myself am more fond of the Weirds than the Normals because I say i'm weird.  Now you're probably thinking what? But that was necessary to know if you are eligible to read on. If you're normal, read something else. If you're weird, you're eligible to read on. I am in love (well more like obsessed well no lovessed hahah a mix of the two) with a band called Insane Clown Posse. I know that this group is hated and loved by many and it pains me to see haters but if people are making haterade someone has to drink it right? This band is really only for Weirds because this is no normal group. As you probably inferred from the name (well probably no unless you know them then there's nothing to infer) They are in fact clowns and, yes, they paint their faces like clowns (and in my opinion they are scary but I still love them). Also they aren't exactly rappers most of their song come as rock than Hip Hop/R&B. I wish I could include a picture and/or a song but I just don't feel like it. All in all ICP (their initials) is my favorite band ever and can't/wont tolerate haters. HAVE A GREAT DAY/NIGHT/MID MORNING/MID AFTERNOON/MORNING/AFTERNOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

New Year's Resolutions!!!!!!!!!

I'm not big on resolutions because to me they're just like promises; easy to break but then you feel bad about it later. In my case, I'm not talking about losing weight or anything. I'm talking about reading resolutions! That's right. Reading, the least favorite thing for us teenagers to do. I can completely understand because it takes a lot for me to get into a book. Now I've decided to take hold of how much I don't read and do something about it. I have bought many books and just let them sit on my bookshelf. Well not anymore. Since it's 2012 I've decided to try to finish as many books as i can before the world "ends" whatever. Hopefully i can get others to read more as well.