Story Time Story Time Story Time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STORY TIME STORY TIME STORY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                    ~Patrick Star
Okay I'm gonna write a story that ends tragically here I go: It was February 14 and Taylor was getting ready for the Valentine's Day Dance. She was super pumped for it mainly because she was going with cutest guy in school Billy Fishkins! She went shopping a couple of weeks ago with her friends Tracy, Janie and Allie. She picked out a short,sleeveless,shocking,yellow dress with ruffles at the bottom and sequins on the top. Janie just texted her "Where are you girly we're outside waiting for you". So taylor checks her makeup hair and dress one last time. She turns toward the door to walk out and at first it didn't turn. She tried again and again but it still wouldn't open. She was about to text Janie that she was stuck in the bathroom and her phone died. She found that quite strange. "Weird, I just charged this thing" she said to herself. Then at the minute the lights when out. She turns around and in the mirror is a little girl. She looks as if her was wet and she was white as copy paper. She looked up and said "You will go nowhere until you repent for your sins." Then the floor falls through and she is plunged into a deep internal darkness. Then when she "lands" a weird person looking thing shows up. He was green, wore a weird hat and held a wand in one hand and a bird on his finger on the other hand. He swung his wand a big music box showed up. It started to play a little melody and when it opened a fog sort of thing came out and started to suffocate her. Then she fell through the floor and was never seen again. Then she awoke from her sleep and realized that there was no dance. It was March 23. There was no beautiful yellow dress or Billy Fishkins. She was just a nerdy lookin girl with ragged clothing because of the horrible economy. She got out of bed and went for the bathroom..........
I don't know if you noticed but there where allusions to Spongebob Squarepants, The Great Milenko, and the Riddle Box.