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So I Was Out Of Ideas So I Decided To Write A Story From The Point Of View Of A Knife In A Thief's Pocket And Capitalize Every Word In This Paragraph. So Here I Go.
           "Oh Goodness It's This Guy Again. Why Doesn't He Get A Life. I Use To Have One Before This Guy Started To Think It Was Okay To Commit Crimes With Me As His Accomplice. I Used To Dream Of Being That Knife On TV That Sliced All The Vegetables And Tomatoes! Oh How I Love Tomatoes. Well I Gotta Stop Now He's Coming To Get Me." 
             I've Lived A Horrible Life Ever Since This Guy Found Me On The Street. I Am A ______________ Knife And I _____________________________________. I've Always Wondered How This Guy Feels About Me Because All He Seems To Do Is Jab Me Through The Flesh Of Humans And It Has Left Me Painfully Scarred. Literally, It Has Left Me Painfully Scarred. I'm Not As Sharp As I Was When I Came From The Manufacturer. My Handle Is Dull And I've Lost My Shine. My Friends Use To Tease Me And Call Me Sunny Because I Sparkled In Any Light Even The Darkness. I Know This May Sound Cruel But I'm Waiting For The Day He Puts Me In That Cursed Pocket Handle First And He Gets A Taste Of Suffering Humans Go Through When They Are Victims Of His Evil Wrath. Sigh, Another Day Another Robbery. He Has No Bounds. What A Poor Man He Is. If I Could Just Get A Moment To Talk To Him- Oh No Time For Action. I Scream and Cry When He Starts His Killings Not Many Can Hear Me . Only One Person Has, And Obviously He Was Too Chicken To Stop Him. Oh Well My Job Is Done And Now Back To- *Crack* Oh No My Blade Has Broken. The Thief Has Dropped Me And Split. He'll Be In Jail In No Time Now. As I Lay Here And Wait For Death to Come The Police Have Arrived Knowing It's The Work Of Jack Wimblesnout Known To His Friends As The Violent Storm. Pretty Soon My Short Story Will Come To An End An End An I Know I Will Be Missed Unless That Person Saves Me...

So how you like my story. Pretty good if I say so myself. I decided I wasn't going to put anything in for the blanks to make it more fun so you decide what goes in the blanks.