7 Signs It's Time To Take A Bath

I'm not trying to go in any order cuz i really suck at crap like that so here i go (yea ima number them but disregard them THEY ARE NOT RANK NUMBERS)
1.) You start to itch
2.)You can smell yourself without trying
3.)Possibly (more likely if you're a girl) you are unusually hairy
4.)When you walk past a dumpster you walk past like a boss
5.)You sign documents by licking your finger
6.) People do this for this length of time

7.)All these pictures some one would show/text/email you