Yo I'm Back!!!!!!!!!!!!

No not really. I haven't posted on this in over 2 years but I have plenty of page views. If you're looking for me and/or any of my blogs you can find me here:
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Even if you aren't looking for me I'd love if you could check me out anyway I post pretty frequently (Except Facebook and twitter but I can if you'd like :D) well that's all catch you later (I hope)

Today isn't Friday the 13th

I swear his has to be the worst Wednesday ever which have sucks because I love Wednesdays. Today in homeroom I was fine but I no pockets on my jacket so I couldn't keep my phone and my iPod on me :(. I'm so very convinced the hallway is going to blow up so I always keep my stuff on me. Luckily I have a very good friend named Lexi who let me keep my things in her bag. Love you Lexi! Then science well science was okay we learned about electricity which i'll admit is kinda cool. Then in reading I sat by my friend Jannika and we listen to music with my earphones. Then it was time to go to music and I put them around my neck. Towards then end of music I was about to grab my earphones when looky looky they weren't there anymore! I'm really convinced someone took them right off me and I'm determined to find them because there's no earphones like iPod earphones. Okay yes I have 2 iPods so 2 sets of earphones. Still those were my favorite they were like the love of my life and now they're gone. I will not and I repeat NOT let another one of my loves slip through my fingers. So if you don't mind if you've found earphones let me know I have algebra 1 first then physical science reading with Mrs. Shoulders music PE with Coach Cook and finally social studies with Mr. Hlcomb. Or you can give them to someone who knows me and will get them to me safely. DON'T BE A STEIF STEIVES ARE NOT COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Okay this is coming from my iPod touh that I just got yesterday and I couldn't get the picture to come up but I left the link it's mainly for Alvin it's what my home screen of my iPod is yea so yea I named her torelei after his monster high doll and I ain't sure if I'm spelling it right but that's howbim spellin it. Torelei here is very adament she doesn't like to comply (or sync) with spotify which is just like an iTunes library and pandora mixed together because you can listen to whateva you want. But she just won't do it and she even made iTunes defiant but if I could get Tomomi (my nano 4th generation)to sync than I'm sure I can get Torelei to do it too. Oh also if you have an iPod touch get an instagram and find me @InsanePizzaCreature2!

No,No! :(

Shift (sorry that's what i did) Just kidding. Recently me and some friends have been saying Yeah, yeah over and over again. It's kind of like  the phrase "Like a boss". You pretty much say it when you are satisfied with something you've said or done. It's fun to do and after a couple of times it gets addicting and you are always saying it. This blog is so empty i"m going to add a picture and here i go.
I LOVe TiGERs Don'T You They Are SO Cool HAHaHHAhAHhHhaHAhHAhAHHAhahHAhA

Yeah,Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I Was Out Of Ideas So I Decided To Write A Story From The Point Of View Of A Knife In A Thief's Pocket And Capitalize Every Word In This Paragraph. So Here I Go.
           "Oh Goodness It's This Guy Again. Why Doesn't He Get A Life. I Use To Have One Before This Guy Started To Think It Was Okay To Commit Crimes With Me As His Accomplice. I Used To Dream Of Being That Knife On TV That Sliced All The Vegetables And Tomatoes! Oh How I Love Tomatoes. Well I Gotta Stop Now He's Coming To Get Me." 
             I've Lived A Horrible Life Ever Since This Guy Found Me On The Street. I Am A ______________ Knife And I _____________________________________. I've Always Wondered How This Guy Feels About Me Because All He Seems To Do Is Jab Me Through The Flesh Of Humans And It Has Left Me Painfully Scarred. Literally, It Has Left Me Painfully Scarred. I'm Not As Sharp As I Was When I Came From The Manufacturer. My Handle Is Dull And I've Lost My Shine. My Friends Use To Tease Me And Call Me Sunny Because I Sparkled In Any Light Even The Darkness. I Know This May Sound Cruel But I'm Waiting For The Day He Puts Me In That Cursed Pocket Handle First And He Gets A Taste Of Suffering Humans Go Through When They Are Victims Of His Evil Wrath. Sigh, Another Day Another Robbery. He Has No Bounds. What A Poor Man He Is. If I Could Just Get A Moment To Talk To Him- Oh No Time For Action. I Scream and Cry When He Starts His Killings Not Many Can Hear Me . Only One Person Has, And Obviously He Was Too Chicken To Stop Him. Oh Well My Job Is Done And Now Back To- *Crack* Oh No My Blade Has Broken. The Thief Has Dropped Me And Split. He'll Be In Jail In No Time Now. As I Lay Here And Wait For Death to Come The Police Have Arrived Knowing It's The Work Of Jack Wimblesnout Known To His Friends As The Violent Storm. Pretty Soon My Short Story Will Come To An End An End An I Know I Will Be Missed Unless That Person Saves Me...

So how you like my story. Pretty good if I say so myself. I decided I wasn't going to put anything in for the blanks to make it more fun so you decide what goes in the blanks.

Happy Birthday Finally

Well my birthday was yesterday and i didn't get what i wanted. I got some clothes chocolate video games and a Spongebob DVD, but it's all good. I started my day off with 2 new episodes of Spongebob which were awesome. Then I went skating for the 1st time in like 3 or 4 years, and realized i'm not good on inline like I was in 1st grade but i need to relearn cuz I feel like if you can do inline you're the best there is. Then I went to Ruby Tuesdays to eat. It was pretty good; I had shrimp and ribs. Then I came home and watched the Kids Choice Awards which was pretty good it was much better,better, and slimier than the ones before. While I was watching those I ate my ice cream cake; it had tinker bell on it. Then i stayed up til about 12 to enjoy that last minutes of turning 14 (even though technically I was 14 at about 7:00). Now I'm just about as old as old as all my friends and I've saved my money up to get the one thing I wanted. Me,myself, and I: the only three people who'll get you what you ACTUALLY wanted.

7 Signs It's Time To Take A Bath

I'm not trying to go in any order cuz i really suck at crap like that so here i go (yea ima number them but disregard them THEY ARE NOT RANK NUMBERS)
1.) You start to itch
2.)You can smell yourself without trying
3.)Possibly (more likely if you're a girl) you are unusually hairy
4.)When you walk past a dumpster you walk past like a boss
5.)You sign documents by licking your finger
6.) People do this for this length of time

7.)All these pictures some one would show/text/email you