7 Signs It's Time To Take A Bath

I'm not trying to go in any order cuz i really suck at crap like that so here i go (yea ima number them but disregard them THEY ARE NOT RANK NUMBERS)
1.) You start to itch
2.)You can smell yourself without trying
3.)Possibly (more likely if you're a girl) you are unusually hairy
4.)When you walk past a dumpster you walk past like a boss
5.)You sign documents by licking your finger
6.) People do this for this length of time

7.)All these pictures some one would show/text/email you 

Finishing My Story Once Again

Have you noticed i write really long blogs? I don't mean to; on to my story.


He leans down and gives her a quick squeeze that barely counts as a hug and walks away. Tracy sat there scowling at Taylor while Taylor stared down in astonishment. "Did you see that?" she asked Tracy. "Oh i saw it alright," she replied "I sure did see it." After music class came gym. She was hoping that maybe she'd get a chance to talk to Billy a little in there. As she walked out of the locker room to the gym she adjusted her shirt, fixed her a little, and looked up. Tracy was flirting with Billy Fishkins! She was really angry then she was about to run up to them and have a "word" with Tracy when all the lights went out. There was a loud cacophony of screams and above all the noise Taylor heard Billy scream- you know what this story is takin way too long to finish an i doubt anyone is reading it anyway so unless i get about 10 comments I'm not finishing it I need to get back on topic or pick one at least..........

Frowny Face

So you know that one post about the stuff i wanted for my birthday? Well lucky me ain't gettin none of it. I feel as if this'll be the worse day of my life. I know i sound so negative and should look on the brighter side but right now i see no brighter side. All i see is a deep, dark abyss with a swirling storm and little ol me walkin through with nothin but a blanket it on. I feel extremely cantankerous that i can't stand it. I literally want to blow my brains out metaphorically. (Haha did i get you there?) Anyway i'm extremely angry that i might explode but according to science (thanks Mr. Campos) that wont happen. Thank goodness. Before i go i want to state teachers that'll go down in history for me:
My 1st kindergarten teacher (i remember her name just don't feel like lookin up how to spell it):She brought me a powerpuff girl coloring book with glittery crayons when i was super sick close to dying when i was 5
My 2nd kindergarten teacher Mrs. Gilbert: Her class was a K/1st split and i didn't think about it then but that meant a lot.
My 1st grade teacher Mrs. Stone: Again her class was a 1st/2nd split and that was cool. Plus she was extremely nice.
My 2nd grade teacher Mrs. Macy: Once again her class was a 2nd/3rd split and the last split class i had before i moved to Kansas. She also made me clean up spit i spit on the floor because i put a puffball in my mouth (Not my brightest moment) and then started talkin about how that'd make people sick and how once she had throw up coming out of her nose XP. Then she cried to the whole class about how we were messing up her stuff and she made me cry too so that's when i realized i was soft. And that was also the last time i saw my bff Asia.........
My 3rd grade teacher Mrs. Kenny: The first time i saw her name i pronounced it keeny like zucchini
My 4th grade teacher Mrs. Nix: i had some fun and drama in that class and her last name was the same as my cousins last name
My 5th grade teacher Mrs. Morris: At the end of a performance she told me and benji to scoot closer to hide her pregnant stomach
My 6th grade math and social studies teacher Mrs. Emerson and Mrs. Glass: Mrs. Emerson always "claimed" i showed too much chest and Mrs. Glass was pregnant
All my 7th grade teachers:They made that year the best year ever and they were all really nice except Mrs. Lott the math teacher. It wasn't that she wasn't nice she just had the same problem mr 6th grade math teacher did. This year so far my reading,science, and social studies teacher: My reading teacher Mrs. Shoulders's class so far we've been on computers and that was cool. My science teacher so far is harsh and mean. I don't like him but i respect him and he was the first person to ever make me think. Finally my social studies teacher Mr. Halcomb told me the meaning behind the lyric "You can call us aaron burr from the way were dropping hamiltons" I'll never forget that so yea that's it.

Randomness

Numbers numbers numbers. Oh how i love numbers. Math is the one subject that I'm down with. It's honestly the only subject that makes perfect sense. Well that and science but still math is the top dog. I like math because 2+2 will always equal 4. There's no other way to change it like there is in reading. If i had a different teacher at the current moment I'd probably love science too because a hydrogen atom will always have one electron. So yea me and numbers get along really well we just love each other we can't help it if i could i would marry numbers they are so cool cuz like numbers are everywhere so it's kinda of hard not to love numbers. It pains me to here people are failing math or hate math and I'm like your whole body is technically composed of numbers they are so cool especially big numbers like 73,957,923,759,178,957,198,345,709,834,756,984,376,873,419,869,386 so yea numbers rock don't dis them.

Finishing my story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My fried Taylor the main character of my story did not like the way it ended. So I decided to "finish" it to make her feel better.

Taylor this one is for you.

She walks into the bathroom another day spent all by herself. Janie,Tracy, and Allie all had boyfriends and she didn't think they were much better than her. She attempts to fix her hair and changes out of her jamies (like pajamas without the pa and add ies). She gets on the bus and sits in her seat all by herself. She doesn't have an iPod like 70% of the students did. She didn't even have a cellphone and she was in the 9th grade! After evaluating how crappy her life really was she hit her head against the window and groaned. Just at that moment Billy Fishkins, the hottest guy in school, sat in the seat with her and said "Hey it's not all that bad, it could be worse". She turned to him and said "I have a major fear of killer whales". He just stared at her strangely and sat in a different seat. Upon entering said school she met up with her friend Janie. Janie was excited. Too excited. She was three excited get it hahahahahaha. Her boyfriend had just bought her a ring with her birthstone in it: aquamarine. Janie was too excited to notice Taylor's gloom so she said "Yea uh Janie I'll catch you later." and walked to class. Then that's where she met Tracy and Allie. Allie and Jannie where good friends of Taylor but neither of them could compare to Tracy. Tracy knew when Taylor was upset. As soon as she saw Taylor, Tracy jumped and rushed to sit beside her. "What's wrong Kitty Tay Tay?" That was her nickname for taylor. "I embarrassed myself in front of Billy Fishkins she started to explain. Tracy knew to herself Taylor would never be good for Billy Fishkins because she was too plain but she was too polite to tell her that. "Don't worry Kitty Tay Tay you'll get your chance with him" she said. "But you'll have to beat me to the punch" she murmured. "What was that, Tracy?" Taylor asked. "Oh nothing sweetie just thinking about the test we have today" Tracy replied. After math class was over next she had science. Then reading which was an a 2 period block that took forever. Finally she arrived at music her favorite class of the day. Tracy, Janie and Allie were all waiting for her when she got there. As soon as she sat down Billy Fishkins came over and asked "Do you have a pencil I can borrow?" A wave of nausea washed over her. She open her zipper pouch to find a pencil. She could barely grip anything she was so nervous because he was so hot! She handed him a pencil and he flashed a smile of gratitude. What happened next she thought was 200% in her own dreamworld.
What do you think will happen next? You'll see when I feel like finishing it don't rush me! ;)